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If you like creepy stuff, you should totally look up the Black Eyed Kids; theyre one of my favourite creepy stories and they're everywhere.

omg no i HATE creepy stuff I fucking LOATHEcreepy/horror stuff

so I have no idea why I started watching this movie, there is no logic to it except that I am always a little bit curious and it would be the thing that gets me killed

if not for the fact that the second I get spooked in real life I fucking run like I’m Michael Johnson and it’s 1992 Barcelona.  Or I grab the closest blades and put my back in a corner.

Like, let’s talk about the fact that I watched The Happening at my ex’s place because she fucking loves horror movies, went home to my dark ass empty apartment and immediately turned on all the lights and checked every hiding space with a flashlight and a kitchen knife while on the phone with her with the explicit instructions to call the fucking cops if I stopped talking for more than ten seconds.

I do not fucking play.  I even made her stay on the phone with me while I triple checked all the locks.  [I lived on the fourth floor, there were no trees around my building and like, the fire escape itself was probably a death trap, but that mattered not.]  Nuh-uh.

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corasparasol:

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WHY DID I THINK WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE IN THE MORNING WOULD BE OKAY

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corasparasol:

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WHY DID I THINK WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE IN THE MORNING WOULD BE OKAY

onellabella
: Sinister. And like okay there is an “occult” element so I’m like “okay this is just ridiculous” but like DEAD KIDS WANDERING AROUND AND FUCK MAN. FUCK. And I just KNOW one of…

Noooo that movie was 50 shades of fucked up like my stupid friend convinced me to see it with her in the theatre and I thought I was gonna have a heart attack and die

The only consolation is hat I don’t think anyone would act at stupidly as the asshole dad so there’s that.

But the opening scene creeped me out for weeks

He’s literally the dumbest mofo alive.

[Also why the FUCK would you move away from a house like their original house into a FUCKING MURDER HOUSE]

Also okay things like this make me want to look up occult demons and shit BUT ALSO NOT.

i should’ve just wrote my stories this morning.  but nooooooo. noooo. i had to entertainmyself first.  stupid.  stupid stupid stupid.

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WHY DID I THINK WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE IN THE MORNING WOULD BE OKAY

onellabella
: Sinister. And like okay there is an “occult” element so I’m like “okay this is just ridiculous” but like DEAD KIDS WANDERING AROUND AND FUCK MAN. FUCK. And I just KNOW one of these co-investigators is a murderer But also Goddamn white folks WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU INTENTIONALLY MOVE INTO A MURDER HOUSE LIKE WHAT FUCKING DUMB SHIT Meanwhile some of these murders are just what the FUCK what the FUCK

And now this mofo just destroyed the only evidence of these serial murders.  Stupid.

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Ms. Hudson describing the new book arrangement. “That way, Physics by Aristotle is as far away from You Can Learn Telepathy by Morton Zuckerman as possible.”

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WHY DID I THINK WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE IN THE MORNING WOULD BE OKAY

onellabella: Sinister. And like okay there is an “occult” element so I’m like “okay this is just ridiculous” but like DEAD KIDS WANDERING AROUND AND FUCK MAN. FUCK. And I just KNOW one of these co-investigators is a murderer But also Goddamn white folks WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU INTENTIONALLY MOVE INTO A MURDER HOUSE LIKE WHAT FUCKING DUMB SHIT Meanwhile some of these murders are just what the FUCK what the FUCK
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WHY DID I THINK WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE IN THE MORNING WOULD BE OKAY

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Lucy Liu | red (3/5)

Lucy Liu | red (3/5)

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So what was this about single dad Charming doing tiny Emma's hair?
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beynotce:

ummm well i don’t really have a headcanon about it so much as just a lot of residual feelings from when this story was being written, because its author is an emotional vampire who enjoys torturing me. the hair’s like a throwaway line in there i think, but i always had a lot of feelings about Charming having to figure out what the HELL to do with all those wild curls and just, y’know, with a little girl in general… but then actually becoming really competent because he had to - he was all she had and he wasn’t going to settle for being anything less than the father she deserved.

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got up early to write

have decided it’s too early to write

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gehayi:

queenofeden:

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Daughter of a gun (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ No idea if such a thing existed but surely there had to be girls born on board in the Age of Sail?

*puts on obnoxious historian hat*
*clears throat*
there were actually tons of women and girls on board ships during the age of sail and it’s really cool history that no one!!! ever!!! talks about!!! 
like captains of merchant ships used to bring their wives and children on board for long voyages all the time (and of course there were plenty of well known female pirate ship captains, and women cross-dressing as men, and prostitutes that more people seem to know of)
there’s actually a really amazing story of one woman, Mary Ann Patten who was the wife of the captain of this ship called Neptune’s Car. Captain Patten decided that he wanted her onboard with him and she was super about this and learned all about navigation and sailing and everything. so this one voyage they’re going around the tip of south america when her husband gets sick and is bed ridden with a fever right as the ship sails into one of the worst storms any of the crew had ever seen and it looks like they might lose the ship or have to stop
so you know who takes over??? the first mate??? 
no.
MARY
she took over the whole crew and sailed that ship through freezing water and pack ice and had it coasting smoothly into the san francisco harbour like it was nothing. and she did this all at age 19. while pregnant.
at one point the first mate tried to get the crew to mutiny against her but they all rallied with her and told him to shut the heck up because she obv knew what she was doing.
there’s a great book about women in the age of sail called ‘female tars’ by suzanne stark that i cannot recommend enough and has way more amazing stories and insights about the myriad roles women and girls played aboard ship during that time period.
(sorry i totally didn’t mean to hijack your post i love all of your art and this is gorgeous i just got over excited sorry sorry sorry)

We need links!
Female Tars: Women Aboard Ship in the Age of Sail by Suzanne Stark
Hen Frigates: Passion and Peril, Nineteenth-Century Women at Sea by Joan Druett
Hen Frigates: Wives of Merchant Captains Under Sail by Joan Druett
Iron Men, Wooden Women: Gender and Seafaring in the Atlantic World, 1700-1920 edited by Margaret S. Creighton and Lisa Norling
Petticoat Whalers: Whaling Wives at Sea, 1820-1920 by Joan Druett
Sea Queens: Women Pirates Around the World by Jane Yolen
Seafaring Women: Pirate Queens, Female Stowaways and Sailors’ Wives by David Cordingly
The Captain’s Best Mate: The Journal of Mary Chipman Lawrence on the Whaler Addison, 1856-1860 by Mary Chipman Lawrence
Women Sailors and Sailors’ Women: An Untold Maritime History by David Cordingly

I’M GONNA GET A LIBRARY CARD AS SOON AS I GET AN APARTMENT AND READ LITERALLY ALL OF THESE AND WEEP TEARS OF PROUD SISTERHOOD

deannawol:

Just a word of warning:  Sefaring Women: Pirate Queens, Female Stowaways and Sailor’ Wives by David Cordingly and Women Sailors and Sailors’ Women: An Untold Maritime History by David Cordingly are the same book.  I made that mistake and now own 2 copies of the same book under different publishing houses.  Literally no revisions between them.  It was also published under the name “Heroines and Harlots: Women at Sea in the Great Age of Sail”.

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fuckyeahwarriorwomen:

themightyglamazon:

gehayi:

queenofeden:

perplexingly:

Daughter of a gun (ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧ No idea if such a thing existed but surely there had to be girls born on board in the Age of Sail?

*puts on obnoxious historian hat*

*clears throat*

there were actually tons of women and girls on board ships during the age of sail and it’s really cool history that no one!!! ever!!! talks about!!! 

like captains of merchant ships used to bring their wives and children on board for long voyages all the time (and of course there were plenty of well known female pirate ship captains, and women cross-dressing as men, and prostitutes that more people seem to know of)

there’s actually a really amazing story of one woman, Mary Ann Patten who was the wife of the captain of this ship called Neptune’s Car. Captain Patten decided that he wanted her onboard with him and she was super about this and learned all about navigation and sailing and everything. so this one voyage they’re going around the tip of south america when her husband gets sick and is bed ridden with a fever right as the ship sails into one of the worst storms any of the crew had ever seen and it looks like they might lose the ship or have to stop

so you know who takes over??? the first mate??? 

no.

MARY

she took over the whole crew and sailed that ship through freezing water and pack ice and had it coasting smoothly into the san francisco harbour like it was nothing. and she did this all at age 19. while pregnant.

at one point the first mate tried to get the crew to mutiny against her but they all rallied with her and told him to shut the heck up because she obv knew what she was doing.

there’s a great book about women in the age of sail called ‘female tars’ by suzanne stark that i cannot recommend enough and has way more amazing stories and insights about the myriad roles women and girls played aboard ship during that time period.

(sorry i totally didn’t mean to hijack your post i love all of your art and this is gorgeous i just got over excited sorry sorry sorry)

We need links!

Female Tars: Women Aboard Ship in the Age of Sail by Suzanne Stark

Hen Frigates: Passion and Peril, Nineteenth-Century Women at Sea by Joan Druett

Hen Frigates: Wives of Merchant Captains Under Sail by Joan Druett

Iron Men, Wooden Women: Gender and Seafaring in the Atlantic World, 1700-1920 edited by Margaret S. Creighton and Lisa Norling

Petticoat Whalers: Whaling Wives at Sea, 1820-1920 by Joan Druett

Sea Queens: Women Pirates Around the World by Jane Yolen

Seafaring Women: Pirate Queens, Female Stowaways and Sailors’ Wives by David Cordingly

The Captain’s Best Mate: The Journal of Mary Chipman Lawrence on the Whaler Addison, 1856-1860 by Mary Chipman Lawrence

Women Sailors and Sailors’ Women: An Untold Maritime History by David Cordingly

I’M GONNA GET A LIBRARY CARD AS SOON AS I GET AN APARTMENT AND READ LITERALLY ALL OF THESE AND WEEP TEARS OF PROUD SISTERHOOD

deannawol:

Just a word of warning:  Sefaring Women: Pirate Queens, Female Stowaways and Sailor’ Wives by David Cordingly and Women Sailors and Sailors’ Women: An Untold Maritime History by David Cordingly are the same book.  I made that mistake and now own 2 copies of the same book under different publishing houses.  Literally no revisions between them.  It was also published under the name “Heroines and Harlots: Women at Sea in the Great Age of Sail”.

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#PIRATES   #LADIES   #EXCELLENCE   

Okay folks tell me what you know about Emma’s circle ring necklace thing.

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